- If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
- You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
- Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.
- I don't need the mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire
- I'm just like Oliver Wood, baby. I'm a keeper.
- Are you a golden snitch? Because I've been seeking for something like you my whole life.
- If I were going to produce a patronus, you'd be my happy thought.
And in case they don't work, here are some funny pictures to cheer you up.